"A clever, slightly cheeky take on a beloved franchise."
- IGN
"I don’t want to talk about what happened with Dr. Breen."
- Rock Paper Shotgun
Featured in the Noclip Half-Life documentary for some reason!
THE THIRD ONE is loosely based on a short story by Marc Laidlaw. It was created for Epistle 3 Jam in 2017.
This game is free for some ethical reasons. If you'd like to support my work, consider paying me for one of my other games. Maybe check out Sand and Stars. You will be helping me out a lot to create more games in the future, like Pan Galactic Railway, a game I'm making about driving a train in space.
CONTENT WARNING:
There is cartoon violence in this gameThe following bad words are used: "asses""fart""beer""blood""haberdasher""kafkaesque" HALLOWEEN UPDATE: Grab the HALLOWEEN EDITION for a spooky good time!
CONTROLS:
Press F to toggle fullscreenClick your mouse to advance the storyWaggle your mouse to hit things STREAMING: Yeah, go for it.
Development log
- New Update! New Game Mode!!!May 14, 2019
- RhythmHell 1.1 Update!May 09, 2019
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