You are a meaningless cog. You work for a great conglomerate machine.
As a minion, your objective is simple - carry out work for the machine.
Each shift, you must collect packages, and drop them off. Follow the
arrow to work out where to go. Employee of the month is awarded to
whichever minion can deliver the most packages, and keep the great
machine running.
That guy you are making richer, will probably not even know you exist.
Every 10 minutes, the shift changes, and the packages will be collected
from somewhere else, and delivered to, well who cares? Follow the arrow.
All that matters is that you keep that machine working, and make rich
people richer.
To keep things fun, try and deliver as many packages as you can each shift.
This will help fight off the boredom. Other minions will be racing against
you. Be the best minion, at least you can take pride in that.
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