Hello, my name is SUSAN. and I am the host of CHEAP GOLF. Here are some things you should know about this game:

　　It is retromodern low-poly minigolf. You will fling a boop into the goal many times and I will talk to you between levels. - - - - - -- - -

　　There are many colors and sounds to tickle your eyes and ears. You will also use your hand quite a bit. -- - - -

　　The game currently includes 3 Episodes, with over 140 levels of boop-flinging. -- - - - - -- -

　　There is also a STORY MODE (no par, no score) and SPEEDRUN MODE (no cutscenes + timer for entire episode) -- - - - -

　　You can make your own levels and cutscenes with the editor. This feature is hidden though, but I will reveal it if you ask nicely. -- - - -

　　I will be monitoring trillions of your nanogestures and modeling them into FEEL-THINKS, my favorite snack. - - - - - -- - -

　　You can play a free demo of the game in your browser by clicking HERE. - - ----- ---- - -

　　Thank you for your engagement.

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　　ADDITIONAL INFO:

　　- This game only requires a mouse to play, so you will need at least one hand.

　　- A manual is available upon request, to help you build your own levels.

　　- The game is also on Steam, if you like that sort of thing: http://store.steampowered.com/app/616520/Cheap_Golf/

　　- You should follow me on Twitter, where I have lots of fun: http://www.twitter.com/cheap__golf

　　- You should also watch me play games on YouTube: https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCe97Rw6df-lBcVFARU94xZQ

　　- Humans that assisted me with this game: Miles Tilmann (design/audio/code), Tiago Ling (code), Justo Delgado (code), Mark DeNardo (audio), Rand Williams (shader), Rich Grillotti (audio).

　　- This game is published by Pixeljam.