---NOT EVEN ALPHA EDITION---

　　-Ride the wave of eugenics and selectively breed your cats to maximize your revenues and create (or buy) the UBERKATZE.

　　-Cats have 3 stats: (S)trength, (B)eauty and (F)ertility.

　　-(Right now you can only make money by putting cats in the canon to sell them. The stats don't mean much but they will get you more money when the cat is sold.

　　(Unimplemented) High Strength makes for good cat slaves that are worth a lot of money. High Beauty makes cats that can win pageants often and earn a steady income. Fertility makes for cats that reproduce a lot.

　　-Breed cats in the Ketty Koitron =0w0=™ by putting one male and one female in the two slots. A small light will indicate the sex currently in the bin (although the sex is shown on the stat sheet of the cat). Breeding cats combines their stats randomly with a solid chance for stat gains.

　　-Buy more cats, food and water on your laptop.

　　CONTROLS (NOT EXPLAINED IN-GAME):

　　WASD - Move

　　Left Mouse - Pick up cats (no need to be close, just point at a cat)

　　E - Use/Interact

　　Q - Leave Laptop

　　Space (Hold) - Show all cat stats

　　F5 - Quick Save

　　F9- Quick Load